Dobbs and Bobbs

Tim couldn't pronounce "Pause".

He said "Pows". So I said, "it's just like Laws (the name of our dorm)... but with a P. You don't spell it that way, but that's how you say it. Paws."

He says, "Yeah, that's how I remember how to say Bobbs. Because of Dobbs. (Our dining hall)."

"... Bobbs?"

"Like Dobbs, but with a B.... B. O. B. B. S."

"That's not, that's not a word."

"It's not a word? But... but... what about breasts? Titties?!"

... XD