Who Have I Become?

Oh, Jiffy Pop. Can you forgive me? For what I have done? For what I have become? I have changed, become too good for myself, and so, I have forgotten you.

Jiffy Pop - The stovetop Popcorn. Some hate it, some call it names, some say it Never Pops, that it's always burnt. Pah, I say, Pah! It just takes a little skill to get it right. It's all in the wrist, all in the circular movements. But we don't camp anymore, and the Jiffy Pop is forgotten.

"Miranda, do you think they want the Jiffy Pop, or is it more trouble than it's worth?"
"... Jiffy Pop?"
"Yeah, it's been on the counter."

OH. Jiffy Pop. I have forgotten. Forgive me. I have not changed so much. Not really. Blame my head, not my heart. ;_;