Best MSN Chat Ever

Elindomiel says:
By the way, nice lumberjack outfit
Father Chains says:
Liisa, I'll get you! *shouts and waves fist eastwards*
Father Chains says:
Say what where now?
Father Chains says:
There are PICTURES of it?
Elindomiel says:
All over the newspapers here
Father Chains says:
...
Father Chains says:
Are they making a statue?
Elindomiel says:
Yes
Elindomiel says:
Your dream is coming true
Father Chains says:
I just hope the poor townsfolk don't salivate all over it. I swear, they're worse than pigeons
Elindomiel says:

Father Chains says:
In more or less all seriousness, how'd you get hold of my Eh? costume?
Elindomiel says:

Elindomiel says:
Oh, that's right... "Canadian Lumberjack"
Father Chains says:
I don't know of any other kind that's funnier
Father Chains says:
Well
Father Chains says:
Maybe the Monty Python kind
Father Chains says:
Spill it!
Elindomiel says:

Elindomiel says:
This is more fun
Father Chains says:
Oh, how I despise your teasing!
Father Chains says:
There are two possible sources
Father Chains says:
One is my friends' cell phones
Father Chains says:
The other is my friend's camera
Father Chains says:
Argh!
Father Chains says:
None of them could possibly have your phone number!
Father Chains says:
So it's got to be the camera girl
Father Chains says:
But how the hell did she get your.... Or is it my brother? No, he didn't have any...
Father Chains says:
Aw, you snake!
Father Chains says:
You don't have a picture, you just read my talking about it somewhere!
Elindomiel says:
orl?
Elindomiel says:
I do too have a picture
Father Chains says:
How, when even *I* don't?
Elindomiel says:
Well, if you ask me very nicely, I might give you one
Father Chains says:
*sigh*
Father Chains says:
Please, O dearie sweetness, may I have a picture of mine humble corpus?
Elindomiel says:
Nein
Father Chains says:
How does asking get nicer than that?
Elindomiel says:
Alright, alright
Elindomiel says:
Fine
Elindomiel sends:


Elindomiel says:
I laughed for half an hour over it
Elindomiel says:
See? I have one
Father Chains says:
God damn, I was supposed to get that one!
Father Chains says:
A cell phone picture!
Father Chains says:
But how?
Father Chains says:
That's Kristine in the background, who else got pictures?
Father Chains says:
Certainly not Tony
Father Chains says:
It's Ingrid!
Father Chains says:
I know it!
Elindomiel says:
Yes, it's Ingrid
Father Chains says:
May I ask you how in the name of something very scary you two know eachother?
Elindomiel says:
No
Father Chains says:
Fine, then I won't ask
Elindomiel says:
No, seriously, I don't know her
Father Chains says:
What?
Father Chains says:
So how have you manoeuvered your way around to find this little gem?
Elindomiel says:
Fine, somebody showed me
Father Chains says:
...
Elindomiel says:
But it wasn't Ingrid
Father Chains says:
I'm getting nowhere
Elindomiel says:
I just think that's a funny name
Elindomiel says:
Actually, you're pretty good at logic
Father Chains says:
Everybody keeps saying that, but the world isn't a logical place
Father Chains says:

Elindomiel says:
You really can't guess?
Father Chains says:
Fine, I'll guess
Father Chains says:
Stine?
Elindomiel says:

Father Chains says:
Either that's a no, or you're sad because I blew your secret
Father Chains says:
I'm guessing a no
Father Chains says:
Anniken?
Father Chains says:
...Pål?
Elindomiel says:
Man... I was going to give you funny clues next... "She talks about Steven all the time"
Father Chains says:
God's GRIEF IN A NEST OF RATTLERS! Kristine!
Elindomiel says:
Stephen*
Elindomiel says:
Damnit
Father Chains says:
There are 300 million of you, and she somehow hooks up with YOU!?
Elindomiel says:
What can I say?
Father Chains says:
You're a stalker? Please say that, because anything else is scarier to think of
Elindomiel says:
Okay, I'm a stalker
Father Chains says:
Gods curse my logical mind, I don't believe it!
Elindomiel says:
You make me laugh
Father Chains says:
As in pathetic, cute or amusing in a cat-and-mouse kind of way?
Elindomiel says:
amusing in a cat and mouse sort of way
Father Chains says:
You tease