Fresh as a Missouri Morning

I do not like this commercial.

You might think I would, since it mentions Missouri, and that's rare enough and is usually sufficient to earn a measure of my satisfaction.

However, the advertisement is annoying as hell and it's just not true!

There are a lot of reasons I love Missouri but 'fresh mornings' are not one of them. In summer mornings are muggy and gross. Year round morning means orange haze on the horizon's low hills that make me think of city fog. Give me a Missouri afternoon or evening or middle of the night over morning anytime.