Catch Phrase

A few priceless quotes from the girl scout sleepover, most of them from the game Catch Phrase, where you have just seconds to get your teammates to guess a word based on other words you feed them:

Kate: You download it...
Miranda: Music! Porn!
Kelling: Email?
Kate: No, you get it on your computer!
Miranda: Virus! Games!
Kelling: ... Internet?
Kate: It's not hard!
Miranda's thoughts: Soft porn?
Kate: It's the opposite of hard!
Miranda: Ooooh, Software, right...

Liz: On the phone, the part you bring up to your ear...
Miranda: Hose! (The motions she was making, I swear...)

Christina: Forest's a daddy now. His fianceé just had a baby boy.
Miranda: Forest, Forest? (He was a guy we used to rp with...)

Miranda: It has the everglades! It's a peninsula!
*Blank Stares from Kate and Kelling*
*Buzzer*
Kate: Oooh, you should have said like Miami and Destin or something...

Miranda: I can't talk right now. I'm at a party.
Austin: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll call back later.
Miranda: We're playing Pokemon Monopoly.
Austin: I'll definitely call back later.

Miranda: Did you ever have to watch those Inspector Gadget films Mrs. Bechtold had? The one where he goes to Egypt and he's imitating a camel with a long neck, and he's undulating?
Gwen: Oh, the joys of a large vocabulary.

Kelling: It's a kind of computer... It's not a mac...
Miranda: PC!
Kate: Laptop!
Kelling: No...
Miranda and Kate: ...
Mary (on other team): Oh for God's sake Kelling, say "Bill Gates!"

Christina: So after work, I was trying to find the keyhole, and I had to call someone else and be like "Help, I can't find the keyhole, where is it!" and she was like...
Miranda: Where the Thrush Knocks?

And the Night's Best Quote:

Christina: If you're not dead, you're...
Gwen: Dying!