How many Methenys...

How many Methenys does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, but it only takes Miranda to break the lamp and plunge half the house into darkness trying. The family was less than thrilled, but its hardly my fault that while I thought I was untwisting an extremely stubborn bulb I was actually tighting a short length of wire beyond its frail endurance... while it was plugged in...