Colour Guard

Horrors! Melissa has started sports. Two of them. An incessant coach potato since she quit dance years ago, I've recently got a one up even on her height and gracefulness by watching her stomach ripple into folds of fat when she bends over and her thighs widen to size 6 while I have a short but well toned, flat stomach and can barely wear size 1. But now she's starting Racquetball and Colour Guard! Her first day of Colour Guard camp was today - wake up call 7 am. My mom encourages her, advertising her soon to be obtained 'biceps of steal'! Worried? Just a little... especially as I set a new record for myself at sleeping past noon today... Bad omens... Very bad...